What movies have not aged well?

-”She is very sexyful!”

You Only Live Twice

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why do very skinny girls get more male attention if it is true that men like curves?

Octopussy

-”Ah so!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

13 million years ago, this object released as much energy as a billion suns in a fraction of a second! - Farmingdale Observer

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Diamonds Are Forever

How do you write a letter to your uncle who sent you money for your birthday outfit?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Goldfinger

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What is life without a job?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why can't NASA just bite the bullet and launch a plainly simple mission, audited by flat earther peers start to finish that definitively proves to even the smallest minds that the earth is an oblong spheroid, and not flat?

Moonraker

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What are your thoughts on the trend of Americans labeling themselves as "TikTok refugees" and migrating to the Chinese social media platform RedNote (Xiaohongshu)?

Live and Let Die

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why do Republicans only believe in two genders? How do they explain Caitlin Jenner and George Santos?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

A View to a Kill

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-J W Pepper

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Do you love fat pussy?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Scientists have discovered a hidden city 140,000 years old at the bottom of the ocean. - Farmingdale Observer

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

From Russia With Love

Dr No

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

The mystery rise of lung cancer in non-smokers - BBC